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Can't stop the hate. [Jul. 26th, 2006|05:03 pm]
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From: (Anonymous)
2006-07-26 09:04 pm (UTC)

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Malfoy is a gigantic cunt for starting this journal just for the attention.

But then, we knew that already. In a plethora of ways. (YES, HARRY POTTER KNOWS THE WORD "PLETHORA". MASSIVE HATE DIRECTED TOWARDS ALL THOSE WHO WOULD THINK OTHERWISE.)
From: (Anonymous)
2006-07-26 09:08 pm (UTC)

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Congratulations, you magnanimous fucking Gryffindor, for moving up to a grade 7 reading level.
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From: (Anonymous)
2006-07-26 09:26 pm (UTC)

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Personally, the reason I hate Lupin so much is not because he almost ate me, but because, well, he almost ate me, if you know what I mean. And then didn't.

That is, when we were still very young, he led me into thinking there was a chance of us becoming...intimately involved. Then he buggered off to who knows where, and things have been downhill between us ever since.

I don't care if a werewolf tries to eat me. I'm a bloody dark wizard! I just thought I was finally going down for the quick shag I had been led into thinking would happen, and instead I almost got mauled to death by the very fellow who essentially stood me up. It would drive even more emotionally stable horny schoolboys into a rabid grudge like mine. Really.
From: (Anonymous)
2006-07-26 09:36 pm (UTC)

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And how convincing do you think this impersonation of me is, exactly, Potter? That's the most woeful thing I've seen since I last looked at your homework. Seventy points from Gryffindor, and if I catch you doing it again, you'll really be sorry.
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From: (Anonymous)
2006-07-26 09:29 pm (UTC)

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M, P and P treated me like shit. Maybe I should have died for them. I'm sure they'd have done the same for me. Yeah, RIGHT. You know James only gave me that fucking secret because he thought nobody'd suspect me, because I'm such a nerd, and so stupid and so short and so ugly. Fuck that! I slept with more girls than he ever did. You know Bellatrix and her husband were into swinging, right? Yeah, you'll be all "but they were Death Eaters, Pete!" but she's got tits like a goddess and you're JUST JEALOUS.

And no, I'm not sleeping with Snape now. I don't think he's ever had sex with anyone. He might leave his pubes on the soap, but that doesn't mean he's got a dick worth speaking of.
From: (Anonymous)
2006-07-26 09:35 pm (UTC)

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Fuck you, Wormtail. It's not like you have much to speak of. I always wondered if you were named after that...flobberworm you call your penis.

As if I'd ever have sex with you. And Bella only started swinging after she got so haggard and bitter that she and Roddie HAD to do something to spice up their stagnant sex life.

Narcissa was always the more appealing one, you know. And since I saved Draco? Let's just I wouldn't have had need of your questionable services even if you were the most well-endowed, dry-eyed hunk in all of the Wizarding World.

Tits aren't everything, you know. Quite a mouth on that one.
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From: (Anonymous)
2006-07-26 09:54 pm (UTC)

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Why was there BACON IN THE SOAP?
From: (Anonymous)
2006-07-27 12:27 am (UTC)

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CUZ A FLAMINGO TOLD ME TO!

- GIR
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From: (Anonymous)
2006-07-26 10:10 pm (UTC)

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Dear Fandom,

Draco Malfoy saying that I would never wear leather pants.

Leather makes strange noises.

Malfoys do not make strange noises. Ever.

Fuck you all,
D. Malfoy
From: (Anonymous)
2006-07-26 10:22 pm (UTC)

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You just get Crabbe and Goyle to wear them for you, right?

When they're not dressed up as little girls for your amusement.
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From: (Anonymous)
2006-07-26 10:58 pm (UTC)

ololol

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Wow, so was I the only one who saw that? Snape totally FREAKED THE FUCK OUT at the idea of anyone thinking he ever liked Professor Lupin in "that way". I mean he was scared to his very core. That does not speak to me of a man who simply wants to uphold his reputation of someone who would NEVER sleep with the enemy, that speaks to me of a man who is feeling deeply vulnerable and threatened.

LOL!

Snape has a crush on Professor Lupin! He threatened to poison me over it! It's so hilarious!

(I'm the boy who lived, bitch. I'd like to see you try. And over something some--TO THE REST OF US WHO DON'T HAVE CRUSHES--trivial.)

Remus, what is your take on this?
From: (Anonymous)
2006-07-26 11:19 pm (UTC)

Re: ololol

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Harry, don't do anything rash. It's not a good idea to upset someone like Severus to this point. Best just leave him alone and do your detention with Madam Pomfrey. There are worse things than bedpans in the world.
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From: (Anonymous)
2006-07-26 11:44 pm (UTC)

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Kreacher HATES Harry Potter! And he won't serve him! WON'T WON'T WON'T WON'T WON'T WON'T!

Kreacher wants to go back with Mistress Bellatrix, he won't serve that wretched, vile, evil, disgusting Potter boy, WON'T WON'T WON'T WON'T!!
From: (Anonymous)
2006-07-26 11:54 pm (UTC)

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Dobby thinks you is a nasty old beast of an elf, Kreacher! To be talking about Master Harry like that, you should be ashamed!

Dobby is also seeing you touching Winky when she is passed out from butterbeer. Under her skirts, Kreacher! You is a filthy beast!
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From: (Anonymous)
2006-07-26 11:55 pm (UTC)

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Have I seen the Muffin man? No I fucking haven't, stop asking!
From: (Anonymous)
2006-07-26 11:57 pm (UTC)

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I didn't ask if you've seen the Muffin Man, I asked if knew him!
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From: (Anonymous)
2006-07-26 11:56 pm (UTC)

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Anakin,

You are an idiot. You were the chosen one, had a smoking hot wife, and might've gotten some from me. Yet you turned that all down WTF?

Fail.

Signed,
Obi-Wan
From: (Anonymous)
2006-07-27 12:02 am (UTC)

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What was I supposed to do, dickwad? Let my wife die from a vague, unreliabl and probably meaningless dream? Don't you see I had to join the Dark Side to save her life and then kill her?!

GOD YOU'RE SUCH A RETARD.
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From: (Anonymous)
2006-07-27 12:13 am (UTC)

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King?! I didn't vote for you!
From: (Anonymous)
2006-07-27 01:17 am (UTC)

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Not King. Prince, the Artist Formerly Known As.
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From: (Anonymous)
2006-07-27 12:20 am (UTC)

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Dear Whoever Was Responsible For Leaving Me Out Of The Sequel,

*SLAP*

Sincerely,
Anamaria
From: (Anonymous)
2006-07-27 12:22 am (UTC)

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I did deserve that one.
-Gore Verbinski
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From: (Anonymous)
2006-07-27 12:34 am (UTC)

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You know who I hate? Remus Lupin. Oh look at Remus, so high and mighty, he's not going to stir up ANY anonymous drama because he's ABOVE it all. He just doesn't want to cause "trouble", wah wah.

He's just as much of a wet blanket now as he was when we were kids.

Live a little, cockface.
From: (Anonymous)
2006-07-27 12:35 am (UTC)

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No need to spread your bitterness, Snivellus.

-SB
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From: (Anonymous)
2006-07-27 12:39 am (UTC)

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omg gaiz dont be hatign!!!1
From: (Anonymous)
2006-07-27 12:41 am (UTC)

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STFU U STUPID N00B!!!!!!!!1
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From: (Anonymous)
2006-07-27 12:56 am (UTC)

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SLYTHERIN SUX

GO GRYFFINDOR!
From: (Anonymous)
2006-07-27 12:58 am (UTC)

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GRYFFINDOR = GITS

SLYTHERIN = SEX GODS
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From: (Anonymous)
2006-07-27 01:12 am (UTC)

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Ravenclaws are nerds.
From: (Anonymous)
2006-07-27 01:13 am (UTC)

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Shut up Zacharias. That's not getting me any closer to wanting to sleep with you
-Cho
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From: (Anonymous)
2006-07-27 01:12 am (UTC)

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Fuck your cosmic shit!
From: (Anonymous)
2006-07-27 01:24 am (UTC)

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Damn it, boy, I keep running away for a reason!

LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!

-Trevor the Toad
From: (Anonymous)
2006-07-27 01:26 am (UTC)

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My heart is broken, and I may never recover. Lost, I am lost. With no one anywhere to find me

And after I spent so much time finding you...Ingrate.
-YOUR OWNER
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From: (Anonymous)
2006-07-27 01:32 am (UTC)

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Malfoy bottoms.
From: (Anonymous)
2006-07-27 01:33 am (UTC)

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Like *that's* news to anyone.

More worthy of the big text would be if he topped.

Ever.
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From: (Anonymous)
2006-07-27 01:57 am (UTC)

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What do I hate? I hate people, I hate children, I hate dogs, and I hate messes.

And all these things hate me, so I don't see why my misanthropy, mispedaphrophy, miscaninthropy, and miscatastrophe are so wrong.
From: (Anonymous)
2006-07-27 02:00 am (UTC)

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Are those even words?
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From: (Anonymous)
2006-07-27 02:20 am (UTC)

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THE GREAT DEBATE

Professor Severus Snape:

Sex God or Celibate?
From: (Anonymous)
2006-07-27 02:21 am (UTC)

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Sex god of a fashion.

-LM
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From: (Anonymous)
2006-07-27 02:34 am (UTC)

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THE GREATER DEBATE:

Headmaster Albus Dumbledore

Immortal, or very very dead and flooding the internet with undead sockpuppets?

From: (Anonymous)
2006-07-27 02:38 am (UTC)

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If he isn't dead yet he should be!

I mean, he's like, what, 500 years old?!

He makes the Pope look like a fucking newborn.

-D
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From: (Anonymous)
2006-07-27 02:47 am (UTC)

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Severus, I hope you appreciate all the fun I'm missing out on in this meme, for your sake. I hope you're aware of all that I'm doing for you.

And I hope to show your gratitude, you get some fucking nookie in my name.

Go forth and sex already, my shy little lemon drop.
-AD
From: (Anonymous)
2006-07-27 02:56 am (UTC)

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I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition!
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2006-07-27 06:53 am (UTC)

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Nobody ever does. Get over yourself already.
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From: (Anonymous)
2006-07-27 05:18 am (UTC)

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Listen Minako, I want you to stop calling me, okay? I told you that I'm just not into blondes. If you really need someone, I'm sure Usagi would take you. She and Mamoru had been looking for third ever since Rei and I hooked up.

So please, stop stalking us. It's creepy and I've already broken three of your camera's this week. If I have to do it again, I'll beat you into the ground.

M.K

From: (Anonymous)
2006-07-27 05:33 am (UTC)

SPIKE IS THE WORST CHARACTER

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His fans show a genuine lack of intelligence. They're too stupid to see how badly he was written.
He strutted around insulting genuine heroes like Xander, Giles, Angel, etc, etc.

He taunted Wood for killing Wood's mother. Even wore the coat of the woman he murdered. And this is when he's souled.

He's sooo in love with Buffy (say Spikettes), yet humping another blonde the moment he got corporeal. True love, hey?

He has a complete lack of repentance when it comes to his past misdeeds.

And I kept it to the noble soulled Spike..... If I'd have included Seasons 5 & 6 when he was supposedly this caring hero without a soul, I'd have had a hell of a lot more examples of how 'admirable' Spike is.

The only thing worse than him are his fans. They'd bend over and take one from their beloved, peroxide, half-pint.
From: (Anonymous)
2006-07-27 06:54 am (UTC)

Re: SPIKE IS THE WORST CHARACTER

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Angel, is that you?
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